hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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ugly:

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash